Love is holding hands in the street,
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is cuddling on a sofa,
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children,
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early,
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive,
Marriage is a tarmac drive.

Love is losing your appetite,
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear,
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is a flickering flame,
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

In short, Love is blind,
Marriage is an eye opener!!!